“Pay us to reduce the frequency at which we grope your children.”
I was preparing to teach a class in another city, and communicating via email with the POC at the client site. In addition to explaining about the location, parking, and so forth, the POC included this tidbit:
"Upon first entering the facility, you can pick up your security badger at the reception desk."
I have never, ever, been more disappointed by a typo.